Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
And then he peed in my hair
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