pedialite and red bull = repair kit
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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