some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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