dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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