I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I can't put those talents on a resume
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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