I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
where are my eyebrows?
the raccoons are back...
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