Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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