when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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