Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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