My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
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