drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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