I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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