My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
