found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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