I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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