I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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