the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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