D3 body, D1 cock
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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