How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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