Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
