Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
"it" just moved
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
