Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
