Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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