ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Mom said you looked used
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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