you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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