People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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