Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.