yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support