dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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