I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
do nipples grow back?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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