You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Randomize
