Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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