Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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