you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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