we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
sex in a hospital.. check
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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