Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
