does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
