I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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