white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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