what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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