New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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