I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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