it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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