this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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