Apparently you make a good broom.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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