This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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