He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
do nipples grow back?
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