i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
There r osticjed everywhere
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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