Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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