Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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