we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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