Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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