no. you can't hotbox the world.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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