its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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