If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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